- Pro-Obama: "His Cairo Speech hit all the right notes for a new beginning." Anti-Obama: "He really went there to open up a GM showroom."
- Pro-Obama: "His Cairo speech marked the birth of a lasting peace in the Middle East." Anti-Obama: "Where's the beef? Where are the details? You call that a speech? It's all rhetoric. This is a recording."
- Pro-Obama: "After his speech he walked across the Nile River to visit the pyramids." Anti-Obama: "That's because he was born nearby"
- Pro-Obama: "He maketh the lion lie down with the lamb." Anti-Obama: "But every day they will need a fresh lamb."
Monday, June 8, 2009
DesNews Jokes
Not to get all political or anything, but these were just too funny to pass up. These are from the DesNews by Mark Russell.
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